There are several basic observations that a toddler will go by at dinner. These include:

• It doesn’t matter how much I like dinner, I still have to see what happens when I throw it from my high chair

• If it fits in my mouth, it should be taste tested.

• What I don’t like can be spat out at any time, regardless of how healthy you think it is for me.

• I want what I’m eating. I want what you’re eating. I also want to nibble on your new sweater.

• I like what I’m drinking, but I want what you’re drinking, too.

• Denial of sharing is a personal affront, worthy of a screaming fit.

• Chicken and rice is nice, chicken nuggets are better, and what is snatched from someone else’s plate is best.

• Puree is best used to paint my tray.