I will start with the most important closing, because it wraps the most important part of the body: my shorts. Right, it is horizontally striped, because vertically striped wear the fat people to look a bit smarter, but in this case we need the opposite. The color doesn’t matters, but there are two main differences between striped shorts: dark stripes are very sexy, colored stripes are funny. Today I am funny. It is a green striped retro short. Next important thing are the socks. I wear always grey socks. My feet are always a bit smelly and so it is good, if they don’t stand out by the color. Under my brown polo shirt I wear a white muscle shirt. If it gets too hot, I can easily get rid of the polo shirt without being naked. For the same reason I wear a brown waistcoat with a zipper. You can very good and fast hold the right temperature. As everybody I wear jeans. My jeans are from the children’s store. They are much cheaper than their equivalents in the men’s stores. And now the last part: The shoes. I wear brown sport shoes that are not too elegant and not too sporty. I can go with them everywhere I want to. I never buy famous labels because only farmers and ghetto gangsters by such shoes. The unknown ones are much cooler and cheaper.